I just had a visit from the Jehovah's (false) Witnesses.
They handed me their Watchtower, which ironically included an article called "Lies about God" and they handed me their Awake as well.
Really they should start to put hardcovers on them, because they accidentally ripped into a hundred pieces when I moved my fingers!
.....the worst part is I forgot to say "Merry Christmas" when they were leaving! :(